Fictional Partner: Draco Malfoy

Draco Malfoy is the rich Mummy’s boy with a bad attitude but we all know underneath that permanent scowl lies a whole load of vulnerability. So let’s take an in depth look into why we’d want to (or not want to) date the one and only Malfoy heir.

Full Name: Draco Lucius Malfoy 

Gender: Male

Hair Colour: Blonde

Eye Colour: Grey

Other relevant info: Pureblood, Slytherin

Pros: Draco comes from a rather well known family in the Wizarding world. Both his maternal and paternal sides are well known and definitely have power and money behind them.

Born and raised to be a leader, Draco isn’t exactly a shy person. He will tell you what he thinks of you and there must be some level of charm around him considering many people hung off his words in school. Crabbe, Goyle, Blaise and Pansy all seemed to stick close to him.

Intelligence is another aspect of the Malfoy heir that you have to respect. Draco was able to figure out many things from small pieces of information. This skill gained him a place on the Inquisitorial Squad whilst Umbridge was in charge at Hogwarts. Although he mainly used this information to get into mischief or to get the Golden Trio in trouble you have to admire the skill and effort behind it all.

Cons: We don’t get the good without the bad and Malfoys are about as bad as they get. So what isn’t so loveable about Draco. His family may pull a lot of strings and move in a lot of social circles but having Lucius and Narcissa as prospective in laws may not be all it’s cracked up to be. I highly doubt anyone would be good enough for Draco in Narcissa’s eyes and we may end up fancying Lucius more than his son. Awkward!

We can’t forget that for years Draco was essentially a bully. We also can’t forgive him for calling Hermione Granger a mudblood. And then there was that time he joined the Death Eaters. We could probably forgive a few mistakes but Draco’s ones seem to be on the large side.

Arrogance can be a turn on and a turn off. Just a sprinkling of arrogance can be sexy and make you want to tame a bad boy but lets face it, Draco Malfoy had the tendency to overdo it. Whether he was boasting about his blood status or his new broom there are times where you just wish he were a ferret again so he couldn’t talk.

Personally, being a Slytherin, Draco Malfoy would definitely be on my radar. I like a bad boy and this fictional hunk is certainly my cup of butterbeer.

What do you think?

Prompt & Circumstance: The undertaker who was afraid of death

Life has one unfortunate flaw and it is a flaw that we cannot escape. Death. Even the word makes me squirm in my seat. Everything about it seems so grim. So final like you have no say. I’ve never had a near death experience but I wonder if there’s time to barter and haggle for a few more years of life before you are thrown into the permanent abyss.

I never understand the people who say they aren’t scared of death. They’re saying that because they’re living. They are walking and talking and breathing. It’d be a different case if they were struggling for their last breath, if they knew they were heading over to the other side. Everyone is scared of death at some point. For some people, just like with other phobias, it passes, and with others it is a life long thing.

One of the most terrifying things about death is the variety behind it. Maybe I would be less afraid if I knew that it would simply happen whilst I sleep one night. Instead I am forced to think about diseases and tragic accidents or that one day certain organs might decide to just give up on me and cause me to keel over. These morbid thoughts are the ones that can often keep me up late into the night and into the next day. This only serves to increase my worry. Doesn’t lack of sleep make us ill… It’s all a vicious cycle.

You never know when it’s coming either. That’s got to be the worst bit. You hear all the stories about how perfectly healthy people just drop dead and no one can explain why. Death’s a bit of a bastard like that. Doesn’t care if you have family or friends or other commitments. If it wants you it will take you and it does so without warning.

I know what you’re thinking. I know. If I keep myself busy I could forget about these things. You can’t let a fear hamper your life. It’s a bit hard to forget about it when you work for it. And God, how I wish I didn’t.

I never used to. I had a respectable job as an accountant. That’s what I was. Numbers. I could lose myself in numbers. I could spend from first thing in the morning until I finished late plugging away at numbers. That’s what I went to university for.

Then death went and messed that up. Granddad left us. I’ve never actually been to a funeral that I could remember. If anything, attending a funeral did not make me feel any more comfortable with death. I understand why black is the chosen colour. It’s a claustrophobic colour because it makes everything so small and dark and hopeless. And as I’m sitting on the pew next to my parents my father mutters about the finish on the coffin being perfect and how embalming his own father was a peaceful experience to him. At this point I can feel the bile rising and I need to get out of there but I stop myself by gripping the edge of the pew so hard that my knuckles turn white.

What is calming or peaceful about death? Preserving the dead through embalming does not make them look like they are asleep, it makes them look ghostly and you know that there is something wrong with them. I have no intentions to ever play dress up with a corpse even if it will help a grieving family. If death itself didn’t horrify me, then I’ve seen enough B movies that show me that sticking around dead unburied bodies is a recipe for disaster.

Death is the family business. Over generations we’ve been undertakers. Dad didn’t even bother with uni and started to learn from Granddad when he finished school at sixteen. So when Dad corners me not long after the funeral with a drink saying he needs to talk I know exactly what is on the cards. I have rehearsed this conversation a million times over. ‘Dad, I know you want to keep it in the family but I’m happy where I am in life. I think it’s time we branch out and look for others to join the business.’

Dad starts talking and putting across his case. It’s like I have an outer body experience and before I know it, “Of course, Dad.” And that’s it. I’ve just gone and sealed my fate. I’m becoming an undertaker. I couldn’t do it to him. I couldn’t let him down again. I never took an interest in sports, didn’t date until much later in my life and saw no enjoyment in alcohol. I’m his only child. The only one he could turn to for business and I am fed up of being a disappointment.

I don’t know how I’ll do this. I don’t want to be near it. I’m a 25 year old man and all I want to do is cry at my mother and ask her to find me a way out of this, the way she did when I stuck chewing gum in Melissa Jones’s hair when I was eleven.

I know people say you should face your fears but I don’t think I can conquer this one. I just hope that Dad will let me do the books or something. I’m not cut out to be an undertaker…

This belongs to Zara Ahmed. Please do not be tempted to steal.

Ronmione was a mistake?

Recently the internet seems to be a-buzz with talk of J.K Rowling. No she isn’t releasing another Harry Potter book (boo!) but it is to do with the series.

In an interview that was conducted with Emma Watson, Rowling has apparently admitted that she is not satisfied with the pairing of Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger.

Now there will be two reactions to this.

1)   Viva Ronmione! Die hard fans of the ship that believe they were born from irritable classmates before growing into a friendship and finally a relationship. Although they may not seem to be the most well suited of couples at time they can understand that opposites attract. Their marriage was something that we all saw coming a mile off and we hope that they are still happy together to this day.

2)   She’d have been better off with Harry/Draco etc. These are the people that could never wrap their heads around why Hermione was paired with Ron in the first place. She was the brightest witch of her age and although Ron was fiercely loyal we questioned if he was going to be able to give her the stimulating and intellectual conversation that she would crave. Harry and Draco seem to be pairings that appear quite often giving Hermione a more challenging love conquest and more interesting plot line.

So the question remains, if she didn’t like it then why did she write it?

Rowling said she wrote out the ship as a way of holding onto what she had first imagined the plot being. To anyone that has written a story of some degree we can probably relate to how changing the story from the original idea can be heart breaking. And with Harry Potter being the epic series that it is Jo probably already had changed a lot of things. The majority of us will probably admit to having things we want to change once we have submitted a piece of work.

I don’t begrudge her for not changing the ship. At the end of the day, books belong to their readers. Whether you love Ronmione or hate them, Rowling didn’t dictate their whole lives. We as readers are still able to fill in the gaps to whatever extent we want. Remember that we don’t know their pasts from before the books and we do not know their futures after the epilogue.

The glory of books is that they open up a world that we can manipulate for ourselves after the words have left the page.

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